- It is a bear descendant, but looks like a racoon, and unlike other bears family, it has a thumb.
- It is a carnivora by nature and has a carnivora's digestive tract system.
- And yet they refuse to eat anything other than bamboo.
- They only get a small amount of calory each meal, and therefore should eat all the time.
- Low calories cause low blood sugar, hence the letargic and lazy behavior.
- That is why the most popular panda's pose is this. A perfect combination of lazyness.
- Panda doesn't know how to mate unless they had watched other mating couple.
- So in captivity, they try to make panda watch panda's porn, and viagra, but also didn't work. (Yes a porn movie for panda...can u believe that!!)
- Thus happen the artificial insemination for captive panda.
September 15, 2009
The Way of the Giant Panda
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4 comments:
hahahaha...
such funny creatures.
a very Zen like species, don't you think? wouldn't do harm to anybody.
Yes..its strange how a bear descendant could have adapted to such a combination..bamboo eater,wierd color..etc
So far from d image of kungfu panda..zen monk panda suits better..haha
humm makes me wanna forced-feed them with meat..maybe choke them with meat and gradually insert a meat on a bamboo and see if they became hostile and angry all the time
*satan mode on
Hmmm...I guess with that anti-veggie thingy in your head, this creature will be the first to be "improved" hahaha
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